41 Ways to melt a Woman's Heart

41 Ways to melt a Woman's Heart   1. Ask her to dance. 2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth. 3. When she's coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her. 4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep. 5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family. 6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by. 7. Call her when you're feeling sad. 8. Kiss her eyelids. 9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child. 10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower. 11. If she's crying on the phone, go over to her place. Immediately. 12. Stand her naked on a sturdy chair and **** between her legs. 13. Occasionally call her by her first and middle names. 14. Buy her your favorite rock album of all time on vinyl. 15. Order coffee for her, remembering exactly how she likes it. 16. Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car. 17. Mention your upcoming anniversary before she does. 18. Send her something in the mail. Anything. 19. When she's feeling insecure, stare into her eyes and tell her there is no-one in the world who could be as right for you as she is. 20. Call her just before you get on the plane. 21. Pick her clothes up off the floor. 22. Try desperately to make her laugh when she's feeling down. 23. Take her to see your favorite sport live. Pay more attention to her than to the game. 24. Touch her arm when you leave the table to go to the bathroom. Touch her again when you come back. 25. Shave just before you see her. She'll notice. 26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard. 27. Worship her breasts. 28. Give her jewellery. 29. Hand her two towels when she gets out of the shower. (The second one is for her hair.) 30. Ask her specific questions about her work. 31. Keep her favorite cereal on hand. 32. In the middle of a conversation, tell her you love her. 33. Send her very expensive flowers when you screw up. 34. Take her to a cabin with a fireplace. Build her a fire. 35. Moan her name when she goes down on you. 36. Read her a story when it's her turn to drive during a long road trip. 37. Offer to fix something at her place that you realize is broken. 38. Notice when she's wearing something new. 39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall. 40. Kiss her hand in front of your most die-hard bachelor buddies. 41. If she's too stressed to want sex... a. Run a bath for her. b. Give her a full-body massage. c. Ask if she wants to wrestle.

Tips for great speeches - Weddings, Birthdays, Anniversary, Retirements...

Tips for great speeches - Weddings, Birthdays, Anniversary, Retirements...

1. Preparation. Prepare your speech well. Spend a little time thinking of what you are going to say and the kind of audience you are going to address. Churchill often said that it only took him 10 minutes to prepare a two-hour speech, but it took him all of two hours to prepare a 10 minute one.

2. Good Opening and Ending. The first and last sections of your speech are crucial. Give them a little extra thought, perhaps even writing out your opening and closing lines and learning them off. A humorous opening will get your audience's attention right away, eg, "As Henry V111 said to each of his wives in turn, 'I won't keep you very long,'" or "A good speech, they say, should be like a mini-skirt, short enough to be interesting, and long enough to cover the essentials.

3. Body of Speech. Your speech should be structured. Write out the points you want to make in a sequence, one after the other, so that one point leads into the next.

4. Quotes. Pepper your speech with quotes. This will add power to what you say.

5. Humor. Use appropriate humor/joke/funny story to get your audience with you. When you hear them laughing they are paying attention to you and your message.

6. Eye contact. It is very important to maintain eye contact with your audience, panning back and forth across the width of the room so that you appear to be speaking to everyone directly.

7. Notes. Use cue cards with key words and phrases written on them, glancing at them every now and again to remind you of the next point. That way you will be able to maintain the all-important eye contact with your audience. Avoid reading the entire speech from a script.

8. Smile. Be sincere, avoiding over-statement or exaggered flattery if the speech is in praise of someone, and most important, smile.

Top Ten Sex Romps_ for Mature People only (Not 4 Youngistan)

 Top Ten Sex Romps_ for Mature People only (Not 4 Youngistan)

Are you always complaining that your sex life is running out of steam? Well, what's stopping you from getting adventurous and innovative? Charge up your sex life using this list of the 10 craziest places to fool around....or you could get inspired and think of a few of your own! 1. On the couch: After the bed, the couch in the living room is screaming for attention. And the best part...it's comfy too. The cushions work as a support system to get those curves and arches to enjoy the perfect moves, while the lack of space will keep up the intimacy levels. Want some more action? Put on a wild flick on video and you have a perfect mood maker! Word of caution: Watch out your moves, going out of control is injurious... .for the couch of course! 2. In the bathtub: Things can get real hot even in a cool bath tub. For the ultimate romantic experience, arrange for a bubble bath with aromatic rose petals and passion perfume. Add some mood lighting, splash a few drops of 'ylang ylang' essential oil and be certain that the sensuous experiment will lead to some supah hot sex. Word of caution: Check out the water temperature, you don't want to end up with painful blisters or a frozen lover...isn't? 3. In the kitchen: Be it 91/2 Weeks or Fatal Attraction , the kitchen has borne witness to quite a number of sexapades. The sturdy surfaces and shelves offer great support, especially for stand-up acts, while the feeling of being at an unconventional place pumps up the excitement to newer heights.. And how can you miss the yummy treats your kitchen is loaded with? Eat them, but off each other's hot bods. Think chocolate, cream, jams and jellies! Word of caution: Know the stuff you are eating and applying...some edibles are good only to eat. So watch out for allergies! 4. In the pool: Though not many are privileged to have one in the confines of their home, if you are one of the lucky few, make the most of it. Challenge your swimming skills and get under for into some underwater escapades. Who said that the inflatable water turtle is meant only for tanning, use it for some steamy adventure... ride it together and get a new high! Word of caution: You need not be swimming champs, but fairly decent floating skills are definitely expected to get into the water-y fun. 5. In the car: Yes it's crammed, but it's cosy too. A quickie in the backseat can rekindle the excitement that you felt during your heady college days. Put on some romantic retro tracks and switch on the AC. Don't fret, it won't cool down the passion. When the place is different, the position can't be a drab. It's tough to adjust facing each other, but turning the world around can definitely help...hope you got the clue! Word of caution: Just be careful where you park....you don't want to get busted! 6. In the dressing room: How about catching her unawares in the dressing room of a store? Sounds dangerous but thrilling too! The fear of getting caught will only add to the sensual experience, while the lack of time is perfect to give you a never before quickie. Thinking comfort? Sorry! All you have is a stool...let him stand as you take charge! Word of caution: Making noise is not allowed here and do take care of hidden cameras and key-holes. 7. The stairs: If you are thinking they can be a pain to one's body, think again, as they can be adventurous too. After all, they can give you those highs and lows, especially when the girl is comparatively short. Word of caution: Don't get really aggressive if getting cramps in your lower back is not on your mind. 8. On the roof : Yes, this can be a great playground; the gentle moonlight, a cool breeze to caress your passionate entwinings. Pep it up with some paper lamps or scented candles and light music, which will just add to the mood. You have all the space to set the ball rolling...so go ahead and explore her contours under a starry sky. Word of caution: No physical risks are involved...but just take care of peeping Toms around. 9. In a sleeping bag: Nothing could bring you as close as that sleeping bag that's meant for a single person and is loaded with two! Why not get into some naughty action and add to a fun-filled camping trip? Instead of the normal position, turn around and have some fun from behind. Talk about kinky fantasies! Word of caution: Zip the bag properly, you don't want end up killing insects in the mid of the act. 10. On a plane: You can try the toilet and if that's too cramped, the seat in a Business or First class cabin. Some airliners with long-haul flights now boast of recliner seats that go as flat as a bed. Take a flight of fantasy. Word of caution: Don't try it if you already have flight phobia and take care of people lining-up outside the loo.